Back at uni

Aw shit, I’m behind on my blogging escapades already. Gah, sooo. Back at uni this week, or more correctly I was back last week but all the tuts, pracs and workshops hadn’t kicked in yet so this week it really feels as if I’m back at uni. But whatever! it seems as if this semester is going to rock some peoples socks off as the units I’m doing are ace and so are the people I’m grouped with.

Slapbet

So me and Jace have had this little feud running back since the holidays on what … that chicks name was. Basically I was thinking her nick name was Gab and he was all like ‘no no, its Cab’. Whatever, now before I just tell you whose right and whose wrong I’ll bring you up to speed on our arguments.

I was all for the Gab because obviously that would be short for Gabby or Gabriella or someshit like that, that was my thinking.. and just reading it now it was pretty shit — I basically bet a slap to the face over the chance that it was one of two names, both which were synonymous anyway.

Jace style of thinking was pretty much based on the little fact that she once said ‘no my name is xxxxxx like the taxi’. Mmm yeah, okay. I see it now, but I thought at the time that he confused it with Gab which is what I thought I heard. But whatever.

Now to the slapbet. The slapbet is a bet that you’re willing to put a slap on.. that is you are willing to take a full hardcore slap to the face if you lose the bet. Me and Jace made this bet when Anthony suggested it while we were all at this awesome Japanese restaurant me and Jace frequent. Apparently Anthony said he grabbed the concept from a show he just saw, so Anthony was our ‘impartial, unbias slap officiator’ or somesuch. He would hear the evidence and decide the slapper and the slappee.

As it turns out.. and I know you know this already because I didn’t brag about how I won the slapbet above.. I lost the slapbet. I walked into our databases lecture to a mass of laughs and ‘sucked ins’ etc etc. After that lecture, I got slapped. It was really suss actually, a mass group of people were huddling around looking for a good place to slap me. I was trying to come up with ways I could minimize slaphurtage on my cheek. It wasn’t allowed I was told, wtf? I couldn’t put water in my mouth or puff my cheeks up.

And that is that.. I got slapped, 4 phones recorded it, Jace lost his head laughing when he watched a recording and my face fucking hurt. Now everything we say is questioned with ‘wanna slapbet on that?’ something I will do reluntantly in the future.

Haircut

Know what you’re thinking.. he’s going to blog about his haircut. Okay okay, let me first point out that haircuts only happen like once every 2 months.. and this time round my haircut got stuffed majorly. I totally neglected to tell the hairdresser the right shit to do, I thought I was doing okay but then she shaved off like most of my hair and I was sitting there saying ‘hey that doesnt look right’.

Long story short because this is a long post already.. my haircut is freaking weird ass. It’s a 3 on the sides and a 4 on top. Very short and no fringe like I’m used to lol.

And that’s that. Will try to post more often soo they aren’t as long. Ah well.

Ciaooo bitches.