Two in One

Last night was an alright night. Twas Lyn’s birthday and Clare’s going away party or something like that.. to be honest I’m not 100% sure. But as I said, it was alright.

As usual I rock up fashionably late from uni in my usual attire.. I won’t go into specifics but I talked to people and tried to get them to see the light but they just wouldn’t understand. Lumber jacking, the latest batman movie and urinal game inventions — they just didn’t see eye to eye with me on any of that. Tis quite sad really but I won monies at the pokies so I guess it’s alright.. again I’ll reiterate, the night was alright.

Just a lil segway here into the ‘epic’ adventures of me and Matty when we went to the pokies.. ahh it was good. We started out with 5 dollars, $2.50 from both of us and we went to work with our zealous 2 cent bets.
All was on and there was nothing to lose (cept $5) but we were confident that we would come out clean. We agreed that the plan was to at least double our money.. which I did with the push of one button.

Yep, we won around 8 bucks with one roll and we walked out spouting the greatness of our gambling abilities and how we figured out the pokies and beat ‘the house’. Good times.

After the cake, which was alright.. heh, we went to the club part of Fitzy’s (I neglected to mention the venue but anyway) — which was.. well, lame. I couldn’t drink because my car was outside and there was just a general lack of people. Twas only 5 of us, 1 of which I didn’t really know. Even though I apparently met him around half a dozen times before that.. but I digress.

So anyway, I’m thinking at this point that it’d be a nice thing if I could somehow reference me as the authority of awesomeness that would be a good thing sooo.

Point of this entire post is, … uhh. I’m awesome.

Mission accomplished.